tanah tumpahnya darah mereka....

jam pukul 2.33 ptg..
konpom gua tertinggal bas ke fakulti n..mampus r,naek trem je la, baru bersukan sket otot2 kaki gua neh.
Gua pon tunggu la trem...
Adoyai..sejuk plak ari ni.Muffler tinggal kt bilik,telinga gua dah keras neh.Kang tak pasal-pasal orang frostbite kat jari,gua frostbite kat telinga. Mencanak gua lepas ni..Terpaksa gi Thailand carik telinga baru.
Trem sampai, ape lagi,gua naek r...
Alahai,makcik ni,gua bagi duduk xnk, gua duduk cakap org malaysia kuang adab.Gua siku hidung die kang. Membengkak tiga taon..Nasib baik klas lepas ni xyah bawak bku, rileks je r gua berlenggang xbwk beg. Gua rase nk beli beg baru r,tp nk save duet plak. Nk g UK nye pasal.
Dah sampai kat tramstop...
Huuhhh!! Jauh lagi tu perjalanan!! nk menapak ke fakulti plak. Cube la die buat bas khas ke utk amek org2 sepesel cm ak ni yg tertinggal bas slalu.X pyh gua menapak jaoh sebegini. Dah la sejuk yang amat. Bulu kaki gua dah stim neh. Tahan je la saya. Nasib baik bulu kaki x tajam, kalo x, dh bocor seluar gua. haa,bercakap pasal seluar, yang DHL ni bodo sgt anta parcel gua dari malaysia x sampai2 ni pehal?
Gua dah kirim seluar ngn mak tersayang gua memandangkan seluar gua kat sini ad due helai je. Dah bau haram dah due2 seluar tu. Stok buat gaduh gak r DHL ni..Sabar je la. Ikutkan ati, ak ketuk je DHL ni.ceyt..macam org je DHL nk ketuk2...
Sampai fakulti...
Yang menarik dan tertariknye kat cni, gua jalan jauh mane pon, x berpeluh! tu yang membaggakan gua tu sebagai seorg yang agak kuat berpeluh. Baju gua kering, badan wangi sentiasa. Seronok tol. Haha, yang lecturer ni pon satu, tenang sangat sampai ak pon bosan nk dgr ceramah die kat depan tu.Hehe.facebook la tempat gua melepaskan kebuhsanan.
Kelas abes...
Abes pon.Ok la..gua nk balik bilik, ad date ngn bini gua..online beb..LDR la katakan...CHOW....

crite tige kupang...

a:hi, b..sape name awk?
b:ekeleh...sebok je...
a:alaa...name pOn kedekut...
b:ishh..pe ni pgg2?
a:huiiiih!!...die mare la...lg u mara,lg mengancam nafsu kuda i taw....
b:...ISHHHH!!!!! tepi lah!!!org nak balek laa...
a:eh..eh.. nk balek ke? mmg abg temankan..
b:tak pyh la la..muke cm ciku..ad hati nk ngorat org...
a:ehhh... tak sudi k... I ad moto...

wengggg...wengggg...wengggGGGGG!!!!!!

b:Uuuu...EX5...mat rempit neh...
a:haha....nk naek ke nk mkn asap???
b:hmmm...
a:tak yah la malu2...i kan jantan macho bersama EX5...baru la garang kalu u naek ngan i...auwww...hehehe...
b:hmmmmmmmmmm...
a:(la makin pnjg lak hmmm die..gua pacak kt cni gak kang..weh..opsss..thn..thn...)meh la...
b:ok la....

preng...preng..preng.........PRENG.......

BERITA JAM 2
Lubuk Tupah,Khamis-Polis telah menjumpai mayat seorg gadis terapung di sungai lubuk tupah dan bersama-sama mayat ini bangkai sebuah motosikal EX5 yang diidamkan remaja masa kini dalm keadaan berbogel.Gadis malang ini....

SAPA YG SUSAH?
MEREKA DAN KELUARGA MEREKA YG SUSAH..
SAPA YG MALU?
MEREKA DAN KELUARGA MEREKA YG MALU..



abes,kita takkan nk tgk je...

Gua yg dh nk jadi DOkter!!!!

anak itik tok wi mandi dlm kolam,
sakit ape tok wi,
sakit sendi tulang...

weyh,gua dh nk jd dokter ni...
IB dh nk abes..
ari ni ari selase..
budak ekonomi dh abes paper..
dh bole clearance dh p0n...
tp ak dak bisnes..
so,kne tunggu sampai ari jumaat..
aiseyhmen...
tapi takpe..
ad lagi budak2 actuary kt cni...
hahaha....
buhsan siol gua....

ak rase cm dua taon tu lame..
tp tibe2 dh nk abes dh pon..
apakebende la ak ak dh buat spnjg due tahon ni..


dh nk abes dh pon....
mlm ni giler babi blajo bisnes..
esok giler babi blajo bisnes...
luse ngn tulat jawab pekse...








abes PON Ib.....






babai...

Kenapa saya suka rumah saya?

Kenapa saya suka rumah saya?

Sebab rumah saya ada internet, boleh bukak slalo...

Kenapa saya suka rumah saya?

Sebab bapak saya ada,bole mintak duet...

Kenapa saya suka rumah saya?

Sebab bile saya nak makan,ada je makanan....

Kenapa saya suka rumah saya?

Sebab bapak saya beli surat khabar setiap hari, boleh bace....

Kenapa saya suka rumah saya?

Sebab bole maen PES 09 (laptop saya tak mampu!)

Kenapa saya suka rumah saya?

Sebab takyah bukak buku and blaja....

Kenapa saya suka rumah saya?

Sebab ada tepon umah, takyah risau pasal kedit...

Kenapa saya suka rumah saya?

Sebab mak saya ade,adik saya ada, kucing saya pon ad kt sni...

Kenapa saya suka rumah saya?

Sebab die best.........!!!!!!!!!!
Alamak salah!
Sebab ia best......!!!!

La..la..la..la..kerja.....

hai kawan-kawan...saya sebenarnya baru mendapat idea untuk saya tatapkan kepada anda semua.terima kasih kepada Ezlan yang baru sebentar tadi saya menjengah blognya...saya mendapat idea utuk membikin sebuah cerita ringkas...mungkin untuk kita sama berfikir akan beza takdir dan destinasi...

satu hari...
uih..penatnya gua ari ni..siol la,pagi-pagi bangun dh kena gi kerja..tu la, dulu kecik-kecik taknak belaja sunggoh2...kan skg kene kerja krani..pagi kene grk pejabat awal, dtg lmbt kne bebelan tahap panahan mencucuk petiran dentuman dari langit menjerkah ke telinga capang gua, pastu rehat dah r waktu tgh hari je..tak sempat gua beribadah lebih-lebihan..plak tu,balek kul 5 sat gi, jln mcm haram punye jammed...last2,ujung bulan, duet dlm poket cukup buat beli brg dapo utk sebulan je, tu pOn kne gi usha harge kat sume supermarket dlu, baru beli tuh...jimat tahap gaban...baek gua blajo sungguh2 dlu..bole jadi doktorr ke..ahli perniagaan berjaya ke..

Kabaoomm!!!!
Adyai..meletop la plak kete ak..camne nak sampai kat destinasi percutian ak ni...adushh,ni tak sbb maleh nk servis sejak 4 bulan lepas, mungkin sebab adek ak yg geg0r semalam kt damansara height buat race haram...aduhh..ni baru kancil auto, bl0m nissan fairlady 2.0 gt manual atau evo 12..kan bagos kalo dulu2 ak blajo jadi mekanik ke, auto matif enjinier ke...senang!!..kete rosak ,sendiri bule bikin...kaya gak...siOTTT...!!

Ke hadapan anakanda,
ayahanda berbangga apabila anakanda mengikut laluan yang telah ayah pilih sbg penentu hidup anakanda..ye.memang kita blajar penat bagai nak giler untuk meraih hanya 3 ke 4 ribu sebulan ( kalo keje kt hospital kerajaan la!) tapi jgn dikenangkan tentang itu..lebib baeh pikir tentang jasa, budi, yg akan anakanda tabur kepada masyarakat tercinta,golongan tua, golongan yg amat memerlukan anakanda..Anakanda lah perwira mereka ini...

Gua skg seorang pemuzik jalanan atau seorang buskers di tepi jalan bukit bintang...ye, memang gua dapat sket duet hasil memperdgrkn hasil seni gua kat pejalan-pejalan kaki di area bukit bintang ni..tapi gua enjoy..gua enjoy tgk telatah org kat keliling gua..gua nmpk pelbagai jiwa yg bertatahkan warna hitam pekat rambutnya tapi jarang ada yg sama kaler jiwa itu...dunia yg mungkin tak ramai org dpt lihat..ye..gua enjoy...gua seorg buskers..gua pemuzik jalanan..

Mungkin agak kurang jelas apa yang saya sampaikan tapi...adakah anda dapat lihat, tak jelas mungkin sedikit...beza takdir dan destinasi...???

Muntadar Al-Zeidi

Hero or zero?

What he had done -throw shoes to Bush- should be proclaimed to be a stupid or heroic act?

I had came across the news on Utusan-Luar Negara,"Media Korea Utara suka Bush dibaling kasut" , I wonder what actually should we as Muslim feelwhen THE people who had created chaos to our religion,the prominent and undisputed element in our life had received such humiliation? I think w should rise up our hands and give a big applause together loudly to Muntadar on what he had done.

Nonetheless, after taking a deep breath, I think again. Is the action changes anything? Bush no longer rules, and an attempt to maybe ruins his whole life actually doesn't change anything. Is it plausible to change the history? It remains as history and upon us ahead lies every possible pathways or steps that can be taken to,not change the history but improvise, repair what's wrong and develop the new life, better one. We don't have Hiro Nakamura here, so just accept it.









but still,big applause to Muntadar!!!

ADOHAI MAMAK.....

What's wrong to all mamak in the world?
That is the appropriate question emerged in your thought based on the title of this post. Actually , I just can't accept when this group which at first I perceived as a 'good muslims' had done something terrible and embarrassed our religion : ISLAM !!

Mase tu gua baru je abes solat Jumaat kat Masjid Cheras, pastu bapak gua teringin nk g makan cendol...so, kami gerak r ke gerai cendol yg kebetulan depan masjid satu lagi kt area pandan indah ni...Kebetulan plak time tu solat jumaat kt situ x abeh lg...blom stat solat lagi pon...gua pegi r beli cendol..dlm gua tgh order tu,sola pun stat la..dlm gua tgh tggu cendol, gua usha je la mamak cendol ni,die ni tgh siapkan cepat2 cendol gua..tu nk kejar solat r tu...pastu lepas siap gua+bpk gua+adek gua+adek gua sorg lg punye cendol, die terus buat cendol lg, bungkus utk jemaah yg akan kuar dari masjid nnti..pas2 gua ngat die nk grk solat r...pastu die tegur bpk gua..

"bang,bole parking sane sket x,nnt itu jemaah mau kuar..tarak bole gerak nnt.."

agak2 cmtu la die ckp...die lg risau bpk gua nye kete compare utk kejar rakaat pertama jumaat..tu takpe lg..

Selepas abeh mkn cendol,imam kt masjid bg salam...

MAMAK CENDOL TU TAK SOLAT JUMAAT!!!

What the hell??!!biznes lg penting dr mengadap tuhan??!!






walaupun cmtu, gua dh buat DUA kesalahan besa dlm kes ni:

1. Gua tak tego die..xtaw nape...Bodo kn??!!
2. Gua beli cendol kt die...nta2 die ingat gua pon cm die..

Muz kate maybe die bukn mamak n just belakon to lariskan perniagaan cendol die..

What's wrong to all mamak in this world?

Kesah cinta gua ngan cikgu Suraya 2

Hoi...gua dh dpt mood nk sambong ni....

‘Lontik oi....’

‘Lontik bai....bulu mate die..’

( tgh tgk ulang tayang raja lawak nabil )

Uish...perbualan gua semalam ngn Cikgu Suraya memang menegakkan....menegakkan bulu roma dan kaki gua...Die punye suare..cair beb..kalah Angelina jolie ( eh,bile plak Angelina menyanyi ni,xpe ar..ske ati gua r! )....korg nk taw ape yg gua burak ngn die dlm tepon semalam? Tak payah lew sebab nnt korg menegak gak..soo,gua tanak berkongsi ketegakan gua ngn lu org...huahua...

Bile gua gi skola, gua dah mule terkinja-kinja mencari cikgu kesayangan baru gua ( sblm ni gua ad syg cikgu laen, tp cikgu cine r )..ad satu tyme ni, tgh mase gua buhsan tahap gaban ngn cikgu lukisan kejuruteraan buncit gua ( gua kan sekola teknik ),gua trnampak cikgu suraya kat klas yg bertentngn ngn klas gua..gua pon usha r..skali die usha blek...terkojut gua...gua usha,die usha, gua usha, die usha,gua usha....penat gua..akhirnye,gua kalah dlm pertentangan mata gua ngn mata Cikgu Suraya...arghh...tibe2,bile gua nk pusing nk lwn mata blek, skali gua nmpk prot boyot menghalang pndgn suci gua...skali gua angkat muke...

PAPPP!!.. nmpk cikgu lukisan kejuruteraan gua...aiseyhh...abesh gua....terus melayang pipi gua kene tampo...mau melolong gua kt stu ps2 kebetulan pulak gua nmpk kelibat si die dtg...

‘eh,knape ni?’

‘ni ha, budak ni...x fokus..’

‘la, nape ditamparnye..tak patot awak buat cm2..’

Petang tu, melebar muke gua senyum dpt bekap dr cikgu Suraya...jenuh mmbe gua tnye apehal, gua tak jwb...

Cikgu Suraya oi.........

Gua nk kawin ngn lu....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

to be continued...

Pursuit of a single piece of green paper

Idi*t,D**n, A***ole, B*****d, f**k..........Argh!!!

I just don’t know where I need to begin this story. Hmm...like this...On a very bright morning, I woke up just for a single pure intention : to visit Councelling Room. When I arrived there, gratefully I managed to take my breakfast,’ nasi lemak bersos cili’ first before I went to Councelling Room. I stood in front of Councelling Room, reading the notice about the additional places of IUMC-

‘all the applicants, you are required to send Cv,copy of..blablabla...and fill in the green form’.

After read all those stuff, I started to walk, without realizing I just missing the biggest opportunity in my whole life. I just too naive or maybe too stupid to not push the door to seek for that thing : the green form.

“Your English Paper 2 Exam has ended. Please tie up your answer sheet with the question paper using given string.”

After having quite a good mode answering the English paper 2 exam, I began my job which I had arranged since yesterday. I must walk through the LRC door, bringing my laptop to the cubicle, open it and settle down my CV, photostats all the required stuff which I had put all my might searching for them yesterday till I miss my dinner ( that’s a lie! I actually was overslept), waiting for my luvly mom to fax a copy of SPM cert., staple all those things and submit them to Pn. Sharifah. However, it seems so weird since everything goes under control. Till then.....

“Aah, where’s the green form, madam?”

“I don’t know. I have put all the forms on the front desk and all are there. Your
friend maybe has taken it for you. Try to find them la.”

After waiting almost half an hour, I still cannot find the green form.

I just got stucked. I just fucked all up. I just don’t what to say. I was speechless. At that time my mom was texting me.

“Along, boleh ibu fax sijil ni skg?”

“hmm,k...fax kt nombor yg along bagi tu.”

“ibu fax lagi dua eh.”

“dah dapat,bu..tige2 jelas. Terima kasih,bu...”

“K hope u’ll get wht ever u wish 4...”

I cried. I do cried. Haha...I think this was my first tear ever after the last which was about two years ago (I am not like firhan okay, cry even for Definitely Maybe?!! Pity him!). I just don’t know what to do. My mom had put all her effort, went to my friend’s house just to find the SPM cert. which my friend had misplaced it ( kalo nk cite psl ni, pnjg lg la post ni) and eventually, I just stucked here. Just because I don’t have that priceless green form.

Astaghfirullah…

“Ya Allah, dugaan kau ni amat berat. Aku hampir x tertanggungnya , ya Allah. Bantulah hambaMu yang amat lemah ini , Ya Allah. Aku memohon kepada Ya Allah.”

I know in spite of everything happened, there will be ‘hikmah’ behind it. It is just you are not realize it or you are obviously is an ungrateful person. Wait and stay along the pursuit....opsss....I think i’ve got a wrong term...Fight along your pursuit and finally, you will get it.

It’s my belief.

It’s my faith.

It's time to wake up!

It is time to wake up....

Actually, i don't yet realize what the actual,exact reason why i was and still here, in this MARA Beautifool College..When i got 7 over 25 ( which I think the lowest mark in my class! ) for my re-written IA Business first draft, I thought that i had done something that could ruined my whole life - being the IB student ! I had proposed my thought to Raja ( I mean, Radja Kunchalana if you refer in facebook ) what actually I wanted to be in the future , and yup, he was agree with me which being a doctor is not the only way to be what I wanted to be in the next 20 years. So, what is the actual reason for me to be a doctor and go through all these bullshit stuffs which had bludgeoned my back for a long, long time ( IB program is 2 years program while A-level and ASASI only take 1 and half years) ?! Give me one and only,the best reason and if I find yours is interesting,I'll treat you RM2.80 worth Lovesparks ice-cream from the Ko-op...

Kesah cinta gua ngn Cikgu Suraya Episod 1

Latar masa : time gua form 4 lepas kantoi pmr,gua dpt stret C beb!

Latar masyarakat : dak-dak sekolah menengah banggul derdap

Lepas gua break ngn awek gua yg dua tahun lagi muda dari gua, gua mula berpikiran songsang. Weh…lu orang jgn pikir bukan-bukan plak.. songsang di sini adalah bermaksud bertentangan dengan arus perdana...gua nak kapel ngn org dewasa plak... gua bukan ap..sejak membe2 gua dok ternganga pi kejar dak3 kecik yg cute-miut tu (tah pape tah!!), gua mula r mencari sesuatu yang lain dari yang lain...Gua spesel beb!..Sejak dari saat itu,lepas abes klas je, gua parking kt bus stop depan sekola gua..weh, lu ingat gua naek bas ke...gua ade beskal BMZ arr..gua parking r blkg semak kt bus stop tu,tempat budak2 hisap rokok and tuka baju nk g banda lepas abes skola...gua usha setiap moto dan kereta yang keluar dari sekola gua....gua usha sumer cikgu wanita,kakak makmal,akak opis,dan akak kantin.... sambil-sambil usha, gua pancung r rokok ngn membe yg tgh tggu bas nak g banda tu..sambil-sambil tu gak, gua usha dak2 pompuan yg nk tuka baju kt blkg bus stop tu...uih,mmg berbaloi!...haa...berbalik kepada tujuan asal...gua truskn projek mencari wanita dewasa untuk dijadikan awek baru gua....usha punye usha punya usha...selepas hari ke-6 gua usha,skali sebijik kereta lalu keluar dari perkarangan sekola....perghhh!!!!! ni bukan cikgu siOt,ini hot stuff! Uih.....disebabkan dia naek keta,gua sempat tgk muke je..macam angelina golie gua tgk ( gua mmg minat die sejak tgk cite tomb raider nih!)...

Lepas tu, esoknye gak gua g kt bilik guru untuk menatap die lg dekat...Pergh,baju kebaya beb..36-24-36...kain terbelah sampai lutut...eihh!!!!tak bley tahannn!!! meremang bulu hidung gua cmni....Gua nmpk kt atas meja die, name die...CIKGU SURAYA...tanpa membuang masa,gua trus tulis sesuatu kat atas ketas,gua letak kt atas meja die.....gua mintak-mintak die bace r note gua ni...

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